What I do late at night.
( I really do think this. But you don't care, no. )

This is a story. A story of a man. A man with a Shamu-sized penis. (They call him "Willie".) The story reads like a play. Granted, a retarded, ad-lib, penis-joke play, but a play nontheless. ( Read more... )

Proof that lesbians caused the World Trade Center attack:
Lesbians like girls. Young girls play with baby dolls. Baby dolls are play versions of human infants. Human infants are the result of people getting on top of each other. People get on top of each other in football. Professional football players are VIPs. VIPs ride in private planes. Private planes are the opposite of public planes. Public planes let everyone ride along. "Everyone" includes lesbians. Lesbians made God angry at us and therefore for some unexplained reason he made terrorists blow up some office buildings as opposed to a gay bar.

(Written in eighth grade when I had too much fucking time.)
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(Note: written in 7th grade. Apolgies for crappiness.)
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SAVE YOURSELVES!
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