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This is me, the fucktard, you all know me well, I wish, and this is my writing journal where I post my shitty rantings for you all to enjoy. I guess. They're long, convoluted and badly written, and I've also heard they're funny. As an artist of the drawy-type, it amuses me that instead of posting doodlies, I post scribblies. Not much of a writer, I am a lesser writer, consisting of only a head. A floating head of doom, orbiting the earth in a secret evil spaceship, moving around by a small propeller located where my neck should be joining my body. Cotton candy is spread asunder throughout the cabin, and I spend my days chasing after blue and pink puffs of orgasm and letting it melt on my tongue. Yes, oh god yes, cotton-fucking-candy, where were you when I was a sexually-frustated teen, spending my days popping pimples and getting solidified pus blobs everywhere, masturbating to classmates, masturbating to made-up people, masturbating to cooking shows, masturbating to fire hydrants.

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